HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
20090411
2:29 PM
What does the word FUCK means to You?
What does the word FUCK means to You?
Haha..
Is it anger? Dismay? Troubled?
Or many many more feelings?
Go view this URL! http://www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html
It is Kind of random, while me jimmy and Irving were walking towards Amk hub we saw the yellow box ( the buses give-way boxes) so the topic start via saying why is it there?
Over the long conversation we end off with…
Why is the world so fucked up?
Because people don’t give a fuck!
Then when people don’t give a fuck…
They fuck things up!
When they fuck things up Government comes and fucks them Then the people complain they kanna fuck Why?
Because they didn’t give a fuck !
So we all get fucked…
Interesting huh...
Happy viewing the URL it is not pornography dude!!! :D
*Resume blog due to soem reason took off for a while now its BACK!!!
2:15 PM
Heartless Bunch Of People!!
What will you normally wish people when they go oversea??
Bon Voyage,
Smooth Journey,
Take Care,
See you soon...
But After the camdodia trip (Will update Soon)
I came to know this bunch of 'Great' ppl...
KAng Hui:
now recession
u better dun die ah
no money give bai jin hor
now i no job hor
haha
Gary:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
kaster, i also ok?
no money hor, sorry
HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!
You see how heartless can School of Business ppl be!!!!
Oya~ President is going bangkok in 3 hours time :D PRAY FOR ME PPL~~~(Random haha..)
Well i shall forget them and buy lots of stuff there :)
Kanghui stop being so random okie!!!!
CURRY ONG I shall kill u ...
20090211
11:39 AM
UPDATES
navigation on the right hand colourful tabs
new blogskin as seen
photo galleries updates
many more to come!!
20090210
1:12 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR IRVING ZHU
MAY ALL THE GOD BLESS YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
MAY YOUR MUSHROOM PASS HER GP
MAY ALL THE CUTE MEI MEI(S)
TURN BLIND AND FALL FOR YOU
:)
20090209
11:01 PM
Infinity and Beyond!
Something to ponder about:
There are TWO things that are infinite in this world:
1. The universe
2. Human Stupidity.
I'm not sure about the universe.....
- From your Godly Slacker
20090117
9:36 PM
HAPPY BIRD DAY SITU XIAO YING!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SITI~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
!!!!
k
RANDOM CLUB wishes ms situ aka Ms Siti a very happy bird day!!!
MAy all the bird Bless u :D
Enjoy ur day!!!
20090113
4:00 PM
NYP JAE 2009!!!
More information will be release!!!
If U Have any Quries or Problem PlzZz Visit
& Post your doubt There!!!
SEE YA THERE!!
20090103
1:15 PM
God of Slacker...
Yes u are right this is our Chief Discipline Master!!!
WHere is his Discipline....
This photo has been taken by his boss during his working time at Thales !!!
He can still proudly said to me that he is the God of Slacker...
Why?
Let me tell you...
Last Semester Examination –
'Aiya.. Study wat go in and hamtam la..' He said that to me while playing psp.. And guess what he got A…
Final Year project –
‘What is FYP?' He conquered my club room and station there EVERY single day with his surround system and his games + remote control till 6 Pm...
Industrial Attachment Project –
‘What is IAP? Free Cookies and 20 cents drinks, walking to the pantry now and then reporting to work late and can enjoy reading newspaper there… Whats best Till now I have no 5 Days working week!!’ That explains why the photo is up there…
HENCE, He concluded that he is the GOD of SLACKER!!!!
20081230
9:13 AM
xiaoying got no confidence
in mr lim and mr zhu's cooking skill
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
we can always opt for alternatives if it turns out bad
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
since ur house downstair got hawker
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
lol
andraline says (9:06 AM):
haiyooo
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
but but
andraline says (9:06 AM):
have trust in them leee
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
of cos for their effort sake we must try la
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
LOL
andraline says (9:06 AM):
i shall copy n paste in random blog
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
i promise if it's not nice i will spit out
*[[xiaoyiing]] says (9:06 AM):
LOL
20081219
1:06 AM
Random owner...
The story of Xiao Ji (Chicken)
I Had a friend name Mr Poon… He shared a chicken story wif me…Mind u that’s his pet. Mr poon once had a small chicken as his pet.. it is not an ordinary chicken. Cause it is Red-blue in colour and he claims that the chicken dyed it’s hair.. He is a freedom thinker so he allows the chick to run around the house itself and this had also lead to a tragic ending… The chick fell into the toilet bowl and pronounced dead by Mr Poon’s dad –Uncle poon.. Mr Poon cried over the tragedy so let’s don’t blame him for it as he is still a primary school kid by then.. However Mr Poon is having the idea of rearing a dog recently and the creative ideas he had fascinates us… Wanna know why??
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poonzhiyong@hotmail.com hao wu liao
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com kaster u know who is poodle
~KaStEr TaN~ [̲̲k̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲e̲̲r̲̲] -- :) who ur dog?
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com my friend la
~KaStEr TaN~ [̲̲k̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲e̲̲r̲̲] -- :) haha
~KaStEr TaN~ [̲̲k̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲e̲̲r̲̲] -- :) psps
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com u wan make friend with poodle
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com any one see dog eat chicken rice
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com b4
~KaStEr TaN~ [̲̲k̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲e̲̲r̲̲] -- :) haha
~KaStEr TaN~ [̲̲k̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲e̲̲r̲̲] -- :) Ur dog ah?
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com my dog eat wanton mee wan
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com drink ice milo
[c=#223091][b]=+Ji@yI+= wat
[c=#223091][b]=+Ji@yI+= wah*
~KaStEr TaN~ [̲̲k̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲e̲̲r̲̲] -- :) sia la u really got dog ah?
[c=#223091][b]=+Ji@yI+= good life lei
~KaStEr TaN~ [̲̲k̲̲a̲̲s̲̲t̲̲e̲̲r̲̲] -- :) why u want poodle n not others?
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com cute ma
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com dun u find it like teddy bear
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com i gt alot toy at home
poonzhiyong@hotmail.com than i can take my ET toy go scare him
Our dear jiayi still can say the dog is leading a good life..
Sadness…
This is the dyed hair chick Mr poon is talking about... Photo submitted by him :)
20081208
3:25 PM
perhaps our boss is too stress with work
or maybe having problems in his smooth sailing relationship
that makes him soo wild tat evening
(:
20081112
2:06 AM
quoted
“我要跟youyuan划清界限”
"youyuan 用了我就丢"
unquoted
-jiayi
now i really pity jiayi
youyuan how can you!
sigh
20081109
2:18 PM
i know if i dun show this evidence here
i will be feeling damn guilty towards jiayi
jiayi dun be sad due to this kind of guy
not worth it!
❤ andraline myeverything says:
i tell u he not good
❤ andraline myeverything says:
he can abandon jiayi n kids
❤ andraline myeverything says:
what else he dare nt do sia
Gabriella (when there was me and you) says:
OI
Gabriella (when there was me and you) says:
NB
Gabriella (when there was me and you) says:
I ABANDON JY CUZ OF KASTER K
Gabriella (when there was me and you) says:
ahah
❤ andraline myeverything says:
soo heartless
❤ andraline myeverything says:
my mother tell me
❤ andraline myeverything says:
if one guy can do this one time sure got 2 3 4 times
❤ andraline myeverything says:
sibei heartless
❤ andraline myeverything says:
i wan to copy this blog in random blog
Gabriella (when there was me and you) says:
OI
Gabriella (when there was me and you) says:
NB
~KaStEr TaN~ - 不听,不懂,不知道... says:
Dont get me into picture
Gabriella (when there was me and you) says:
i gt u
20081103
9:44 PM
WE ARE BACK!!!
HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As everyone know Random Club has been staggnent for Quite sometime..
OH WELL THATS NOT THE POINT~
i
WELL
i
WE ARE BACK TO ROCK THE WORLD NOW!!!!
i
SIZZLING NEWS WILL BE UP IN 2-3 HOURS TIME!!
i
SIT BACK N WAIT PATIENTLY~
i
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-Random Club-
20080826
3:08 PM
20080824
4:00 PM
HELLO
RANDOM CLUB MEMBERS
RANDOM CLUB TEE SHIRT
?
20080822
8:45 PM
The Day's of our lives...
It was a bright and sunny day at the clubroom on the 21st August 2008. The sun was shining brightly and the birds were chirping away happily. Students were going about their everyday lives preparing for their exams.
While being pre-occupied with notes, our dear "old" Jia Yi came around to help out her fellow juniors with a notorious subject. However, the peace and quiet was shattered when out of the blue, Jia Yi started complaining of stomach aches. :O
Cramps? Stomach Pains? What was the cause? Our dear reporter decided to dig further into this. While digging up info on this Jia Yi or "Paige", to my surprise, information from reliable sources told me that she was pregnant! Tsk, tsk, people these days, they don't care much about pregnancy outside marriage do they? What was more surprising was that she had sextuplets (six babies) and they did not belong to 1 man but 2! Or at least that's what she thinks.
Later on in the day while having dinner with the group, she complained that she had eaten too much and felt like vomiting. She informed us that she had these feelings for the whole day, those that mean childbirth is coming soon? It's going to get more crowded around here soon...
1 Rojak, Ee Mee, a tub of jelly, ice-cream and a few snacks later, our dear Paige was in tears complaining she didn't know who would be the father for each child. Disgraceful, what kind of fathers are these men. The sad mother of 6 had to resort to shopping at AMK Hub to drown her sorrows.
And with this, we end today's article on bad parenting. Disgraceful attitudes all around these days. Hopefully there will be a light at the end of the tunnel for this mother and her six soon-to-be-born children.
FUBAR (Freelance University Blog Article Reviewer)
20080814
11:03 PM
Poor Jiayi....
Hello Everyone!!!
Recently there is a Fubar Topic... If u are observance enough there is a person name Fubar in the tag box... Emmm as what he tagged it is TRUE!!! haha... emmm.. let me elaborate on that..
Our Dear Mdm Goh jiayi is not only married, she has 6 kids too!!!
I bet you WOW right!!!
Now next question.. Who is the dad... Mind you is 2 not 1...
They are MR Toh You Yuan and MR Chen Qi Xiang MARK...
Hence there is a confuse in the tag box :)
Nevertheless, the committee of random club found out an sad news 1 hr 5 min ago in AMK hub..
Mr Toh was having prata with 2 Chai or emm whatever u call that....
He threw our poor jiayi at home doing housework and him himself is enjoying.. Haizz...
We know jiayi is sosososo deep deep in love with MR Toh she sure wont believe us. Thus, we took Pictures... Smart Right ;)
Pictures will be uploaded soon :)
Witnessed by
Ziyou
Hanwei
Irving
Kaster
Jimmy
20080810
3:27 PM
HELLO!!
creative director is back with another post!
i think i am super active laa!!!!!!
anyways in the midst of queueing for my 8million toto
president,me plus creative director's bf saw this
in the midst of taking this picture
our smart president forget to off her flash light for the camera
soo while taking the first shot SECRETLY
the owner came and ask her if she wants anything
LOL
20080806
10:03 PM
PRECIOUS EVIDENCE OF OUR GENTLEMAN
MR LIM(:
ONE AND ONLY POST?!
IF YOU MISS IT
ITS YOUR LOST
CAUSE ONLY IN RANDOM BLOG YOU GET TO SEE HIM SCOLDING F YOU
(7:57 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
yoz
(7:58 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
juz a random post lo
(7:58 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
random club what
(8:01 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
random your head?
(8:01 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
understand?
(8:01 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
juz a random post
(8:02 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
like random post by kaster
(8:02 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
so many other things to random you dun random
(8:02 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
is she irving and jimmy lei
(8:02 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
cant read properly the english ah
(8:02 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
huh?
(8:02 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
then why put my name
(8:02 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
not becos of the post i wanna get back at her
(8:02 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
dun dare to put their names ah
(8:02 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
i F YOU
(8:03 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
juz like they use mi n jiayi also random
(8:03 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
dun care... you put my name is A BIG WROONG
(8:03 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
both of u also random de
(8:03 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
to do so
(8:03 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
then you random them back la
(8:03 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
you first time know me ah
(8:04 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
lol
(8:04 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
nono
(8:04 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
so funny meh?
(8:04 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
am i telling a joke?
(8:04 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
i m serious lor
(8:04 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
not becos they edit the songs then i muz shoot back
(8:04 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
that the point
(8:04 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
thats not my problem
(8:05 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
your theory not my theory
(8:06 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
haix next time random others
(8:06 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
you random others le then say
(8:07 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
you be careful wait kanna sue use singapore songs to edit
(8:07 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
somemore got your name edited by...
(8:08 PM) ~KaStEr TaN~ [:
MArk CHEN KAM GONG!!!!!
(8:08 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
when kanna then say lro
(8:09 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
you say you random others also ah... you better do so... or else you know
(8:10 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
when i RANDOM you prepared ah
(8:10 PM) -Mark Chen- Conq:
when i got the time to think what to write
(8:12 PM) ŽîŶǿỬ - 子由 ☻► .:
better do so
20080802
2:25 PM
Edited National Day Songs
Mark here. 1st time posting siax. Somemore juz randomly edited a songs, dedicated to Lim Ziyou n Kaster Tan. Since National Day is like 3 more days, so i juz National Day songs to edit.
Count On Them Singapore
We have a vision for tomorrow
Lim Ziyou, Lim Ziyou
We have a goal for Singapore
Kaster Tan, Kaster Tan
He and She,
will do their part
**** together,
heart to heart
They're going to show the world
How many babies they produce
They can achieve, they can achieve
There is something down the road
That they can strive for
They are told no dream's too bold
That they can't try for
There's a spirit in the air
It's a feeling both all share
They're going to build a better life
For both of them
They can achieve, they can achieve
Count on them Singapore
Count on them to give their best and more
He and She, they'll do their part
**** together, heart to heart
They're going to show the world
How many babies they produce
They can achieve, they can achieve
Chorus:
Count on them Singapore
Count on them Singapore
Count of them to give their best and more
Count on them Singapore(repeat chorus)
Together Singapore, Singapore
Together Singapore, Singapore!
Lyrics by: Mark Chen
Random Club
20080726
12:47 AM
random pic XD
jus a random pic XD
our joke of the day :) :)
20080725
11:56 PM
Random Song
HelLo PeopLe!!!
Finally the President is here!!!
Don't siao siao hor here to update all some random stuff that happen in that random room on the random time :D hahaha....
Irving zhu was so random on a random to write a random song , it goes like this ....
When i was a little boy
My grandma gave me 2 little toys
A piece of string and 2 silver bells
So i name them my 2 things
(Chorus)
My 2 things, my 2 things
Who wanna play with my two thing (x2)
There was a girl who lives next door
She use to play on my kitchen floor
I play King, She play Queen
She wanna play with my 2 things
(Chorus)
END!
This was the ORIGINAL version...
However today irving me and jimmy was random enough to write a version delicated to Our Chief Event Director and Chief Welfare Director..
They are there earlier on went when down to ORCHARD to emmm.... u sing the lyrics out yourself. (Something are mend to be find out by urself *wink*)
The Song goes this way ...
Written by Jimmy, Irving and Kaster in less than 5 min :) Talent RIght?!?! I agreed too .. XD
When Mark was a little boy
Jiayi gave him 2 little toys
A piece of string & 2 little bells
So he name them his 2 little things
(Chorus)
His 2 things, His 2 Things
SHe wanna play with his 2 things (x2)
There was 1 night, that they went out
They went out into the town
Into the town, at ORCHARD road
At orchard road they went PATOH
To patoh, to patoh
They went to orchard to PATOH (x2)
END!
*Wanna know the tune?? Please approach Irving, Kaster, Jimmy or Mark :D
5:03 PM
essay writing
from your creative director!
2:26 PM
HELLO EXCO!!
THIS IS XIAOYING, YOUR FINANCIAL DIRECTOR.
I WOULD LIKE TO SUGGEST AN OUTING FOR RAMDOM CLUB AFTER EXAMS :)
PLS REPLY TO TAGBOARD OR TO OUR
EVENT MANAGEMENT DIRECTOR(MARK CHEN QI XIANG)
*PLS BE MORE ACTIVE IN THIS CLUB AND BLOG!! :)
ELSE YOU WILL BE FINED AND MONEY WILL BE CONTRIBUTED TO CLUB FUND!!!!
*ABOVE IN BLUE ARE FROM WEILING
20080706
2:29 PM
PARDON US FOR BEING RANDOM
CAUSE WE ARE FROM
THE RANDOM CLUB
OPENING CEREMONY
EVENT : BBQ SESSION
VENUE : PASIR RIS PARK
DATE : 19 JULY 2008
TIME : 5PM
PRICE: 10$$ PER HEAD
from your creative director!
