On a nice sunny day, there were 2 priests standing around a bend on a mountain highway.
One of them was carrying a sign that read

"The end is near! Turn around!"

A driver that happened to pass by, yelled

"GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM NUTCASE!!"

10 seconds later, the screeching of brakes was heard followed by a splash.

The priest holding the sign then turned to the other and said

"Do you think we should use 'Bridge Broken' instead?"

Yes... There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and even by hand!!

This virus is called... Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means.

DO

NOT

TOUCH

IT!

(Even with a 10 foot pole)

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your coat and take 2 good friends to the nearest PUB or Karaoke.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK is has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should send this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

News Update: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

DON'T BECOME ANOTHER STATISTIC!